in new jersey you don't pump gas, ok!

yesterday i brewed my first cup of coffee. yes, that's right, i am 24 years old. the mysteries of the coffee pot are unfurled. all i can say is it was a similar feeling to being 18 years old and borrowing my grandmother's car in california, only to realize, at the gas station, that i had never before pumped gas myself and (either unfortunately or hilariously) it took me 5 minutes to figure it out. yes, that's right, i looked at the little stick figures...